itsxandy:

hopefully-happy:

but-the-universe-doesnt-agree:

nutmuffin00:

Greatest plot twist to Monster’s Inc.

oh my god you know what i just realized? all of the doors in monster’s inc. are “bigger on the inside”. so if any of the monsters went through this door they wouldn’t think anything of it. and the doctor would be standing there, smiling, waiting for them to say it, but of course it would make no difference to them.

longhornsteakhouse:

richsche:

was this a misteak

no but that pun was well done

bridgemcgidge:

shercockandmycrotch:

everyone needs a waving snail on their blog

i feel that if I scroll past this and don’t reblog it the snail is going to look to the ground and cry

that comment

im sold

gotta do it now

Aw thanks guys! :)

swimsuit selfies because I have a tradition of doing that the first time I wear a new suit each summer apparently

But yeah these swim shorts are literally so uncomfortable but because of things I have to cover I don’t have a choice ugggh

My sister just suggested going to the beach
What beach is she talking about we live in the middle of western farm town New York omg

My sister and I trying to figure out what to do is always interesting